LATEST NEWS: February 20th, 2012

Holy shit! We just reached our $550 goal on our Kickstarter Project! MANY MANY THANKS to those of you who have already donated! Those of you who want to, but haven't yet, don't worry! There are still 34 days to take advantage of all the totally rad ass rewards! Just $1 gets you an exclusive download! Not available anywhere else!

Again, thanks to everyone who's shared this link, told a friend, and/or donated. We love you.

PLEDGE $1 OR MORE
Download of an exclusive demo of a song from our upcoming album.

PLEDGE $5 OR MORE
Download (Audio + Art) of your choice (one album per donation): New Full-Length, Muffstache, or Shit Summer. Also includes previous package.

PLEDGE $15 OR MORE
Signed copy of "Muffstache" on CD or Cassette, "Eat This Tape" on Cassette, Vampirates Sticker. Also includes all previous packages.

PLEDGE $20 OR MORE
Signed copy of New Full-Length on CD or Cassette. Also includes all previous packages.

PLEDGE $30 OR MORE
Hand-made exclusive design limited Vampirates t-shirt in your size. Also includes all previous packages.

PLEDGE $50 OR MORE
New full-length Deluxe Release Package - New full-length on CD (limited packaging, signed), Promo posters, and exclusive patch. Also includes all previous packages.

PLEDGE $100 OR MORE
Get our full discography in hand-made limited packaging and free entrance for two to any show on our upcoming 2012 tour. Also includes all previous packages.

PLEDGE $200 OR MORE
We will write and record a song about/for you or whatever you want and post a video on youtube of said song. Also includes all previous packages.

PLEDGE $500 OR MORE
We will come play a show in your town at your house for you and as many friends as you have. We will also bomb any great hills in your area with you and your skateboarding friends. Also includes all previous packages.

PLEDGE $1,000 OR MORE
What could we possibly do for you that is worth $1000? You tell us! Let's work out a deal! Also includes all previous packages.










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5/12/12 - San Antonio TX - Zombies
5/13/12 - Austin TX
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5/15/12 - New Orleans LA - Siberia - Pallbearers
5/16/12 - Mobile AL - Alabamsterdam - Slowpoke Rodriguez
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5/18/12 - Tuscaloosa AL
5/19/12 - Atlanta GA
5/20/12 - Tallahassee FL - Slowpoke Rodriguez
5/21/12 - Gainesville FL - Benedict Arnold
5/22/12 - Orlando FL - Benedict Arnold
5/23/12 - Tampa FL - Benedict Arnold
5/24/12 - Miami FL - Churchill's Pub - Benedict Arnold
5/25/12 - Lake Worth FL - Propaganda - Benedict Arnold
5/26/12 - Melbourne FL - On The Rocks - Benedict Arnold
5/27/12 - St Augustine FL - Benedict Arnold
5/28/12 - Jacksonville FL - Phoenix Taproom - Benedict Arnold, Shattermat, Poor Richards
5/29/12 - Savannah GA - No Control - Indian Giver
5/30/12 - Asheville NC
5/31/12 - Asheville NC
6/1/12 - Knoxville TN
6/2/12 - Chattanooga TN - The Classless, Dildo Fight
6/3/12 - Nashville TN - The Classless, Ispeakfluentwoman
6/4/12 - Memphis TN - Murphy's - The Classless, Ispeakfluentwoman, To Serve Man
6/5/12 - Louisville KY - 3rd St Dive - The Classless, Ispeakfluentwoman, Crossbones Inc.
6/6/12 - Indianapolis IN - A House - The Classless, Ispeakfluentwoman
6/7/12 - Kent OH - The Classless, Ispeakfluentwoman, KGB
6/8/12 - Pittsburgh PA - The Classless, KGB
6/9/12 - Baltimore MD - The Classless
6/10/12 - Philiadelphia PA - The Classless
6/11/12 - Montclair NJ
6/12/12 - New York NY
6/13/12 - Boston MA
6/14/12 - Portland ME - Geno's - Thee Icepicks
6/15/12 - Quebec QC
6/16/12 - Montreal QC
6/17/12 - Toronto ON
6/18/12 - Buffalo NY
6/19/12 - Cleveland OH - KGB
6/20/12 - Detroit MI - KGB
6/21/12 - Chicago IL
6/22/12 - Chicago IL
6/23/12 - Madison WI
6/24/12 - Fond du Lac WI
6/25/12 - Minneapolis MN
6/26/12 - Des Moines IA
6/27/12 - Omaha NB
6/28/12 - Denver CO
6/29/12 - Denver CO
6/30/12 - Salt Lake City UT
7/1/12 - Pocatello ID
7/2/12 - Boise ID
7/3/12 - Bend OR
7/4/12 - Portland OR
7/5/12 - Seattle WA
7/6/12 - Vancouver BC
7/7/12 - Portland OR
7/8/12 - Salem OR - The Backup Razor
7/9/12 - Redding CA - The Backup Razor
7/10/12 - Oakland CA - The Backup Razor
7/11/12 - Santa Cruz CA - The Backup Razor
7/12/12 - Los Angeles CA - The Backup Razor
7/13/12 - San Diego CA - The Backup Razor
7/14/12 - San Diego CA - The Backup Razor
7/15/12 - Las Vegas NV - The Backup Razor
7/16/12 - Reno NV
- chris